Friday, October 22, 2010

Elementary School International Espionage Conference Dialogue

As heard from a reader in Yerushalayim:

Older intelligent child who considers himself quite worldly to a younger sibling in all seriousness: "I think I know who hacked into Iran's computers."

Younger child: "Really? Who?"

Older child: "I think it was Rebbe S. from the cheder. He knows everything there is to know about the office's computer system!"

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